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Hey all!
I've decided a decision: I'm writing in my journal again -- I've already got a couple of new entries and I'm bound and determined to make at least ONE entry every week. So... for those of you who haven't logged in for awhile... do it! For those of you who haven't registered... well.. I'm not sure what to say to you. I mean, seriously, do you think I'm going to spam you or steal your identity? Do you think I'm just not that interesting? And if that's the case... how would YOU know, you haven't even read my journal entries! Anyway... I'm writing again. Mostly for you... so you can check in on me when you feel like it.
Much love,
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This just really struck my funnybone, I can only wish I was HALF as insightful as some of these kids...
From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.-Age 13
It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.-Age 8
Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.-Age 10
Home is where the house is.-Age 6
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